Sisters Of St Francis

This made me smile earlier! I have altered some of the words so as not to offend anyone, It's safe to read now! lol.

> >>     A man is driving along a highway when he sees a sign:

> >>     SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
> >>     HOUSE OF ILL REPUTE
> >>     10 MILES

> >>     He thinks it must have been a figment of his imagination and drives on
> >>     without a second thought. . . but soon he sees another sign, which
> >>     says:

> >>     SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
> >>     HOUSE OF ILL REPUTE
> >>     5 MILES

> >>     Suddenly, he begins to realize that these signs are for real.  Then
> >>     he drives past a third sign saying:

> >>     SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
> >>     HOUSE OF ILL REPUTE
> >>     NEXT RIGHT

> >>     His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive.  On
> >>     the side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to
             the door, reading:

> >>     SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

> >>     He climbs the steps and rings the bell.  The door is answered by a
             nun in a  long black habit who asks,
> >>     "What may we do for you, my son?"  He answers, "I saw your signs
             along the highway, and was interested in possibly doing business . . . "
 
> >>     "Very well my son. Please follow me."
             He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite
             disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man,
 > >>     Please knock on this door . . . "

> >>     He does as he is told and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup,
             answers the door.  This nun instructs, "Please place $100 in the cup, then go
             through the large wooden door at the end of this hallway . . . "

> >>     He gets $100 out of his wallet and places it in the second nun's cup
            . . . he trots eagerly down the hall and slips through the door, pulling it
            shut behind him . .

> >>     As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back in the parking lot,
> >>     facing another small sign:

> >>     GO IN PEACE .
> >>     YOU HAVE JUST BEEN "HAD" BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
> >>     SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER

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