Wednesday, 16 January 2008

Sisters Of St Francis

This made me smile earlier! I have altered some of the words so as not to offend anyone, It's safe to read now! lol.

> >>     A man is driving along a highway when he sees a sign:

> >>     SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
> >>     HOUSE OF ILL REPUTE
> >>     10 MILES

> >>     He thinks it must have been a figment of his imagination and drives on
> >>     without a second thought. . . but soon he sees another sign, which
> >>     says:

> >>     SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
> >>     HOUSE OF ILL REPUTE
> >>     5 MILES

> >>     Suddenly, he begins to realize that these signs are for real.  Then
> >>     he drives past a third sign saying:

> >>     SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
> >>     HOUSE OF ILL REPUTE
> >>     NEXT RIGHT

> >>     His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive.  On
> >>     the side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to
             the door, reading:

> >>     SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

> >>     He climbs the steps and rings the bell.  The door is answered by a
             nun in a  long black habit who asks,
> >>     "What may we do for you, my son?"  He answers, "I saw your signs
             along the highway, and was interested in possibly doing business . . . "
 
> >>     "Very well my son. Please follow me."
             He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite
             disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man,
 > >>     Please knock on this door . . . "

> >>     He does as he is told and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup,
             answers the door.  This nun instructs, "Please place $100 in the cup, then go
             through the large wooden door at the end of this hallway . . . "

> >>     He gets $100 out of his wallet and places it in the second nun's cup
            . . . he trots eagerly down the hall and slips through the door, pulling it
            shut behind him . .

> >>     As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back in the parking lot,
> >>     facing another small sign:

> >>     GO IN PEACE .
> >>     YOU HAVE JUST BEEN "HAD" BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
> >>     SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER

14 comments:

cayasm said...

LOL...very funny, needed a good laugh

Yasmin
xx

bpcorn48 said...

HE HE HE HE HE HO HO HO          DIANE

shrbrisc said...

roflmao I had to share this with my dad he will love it ...thanks I needed a good laugh
hugs
Sherry

rdautumnsage said...

Thanks for the chuckle hon! He should of just gone home to his wife. (Hugs) Indigo'

lv2trnscrb said...

LOL!!!

thanks for the evening laugh :)

betty

astoriasand said...

They should put a few of those signs up around many areas with hidden cctv.I would love to see the end results of who went through the door LOL!!Take Care God Bless Kath astoriasand http://jounrals.aol.co.uk/astriasand/MYSIMPLERHYMES

jeadie05 said...

Pam ,that was great ,Start the day with a giggle ...love Jan xx

wwfbison said...

This is great, I have to share this one!!!  Thanks for the good laugh.
Lisa

bhbner2him said...

Now THAT is really a good one!!  Bet those nuns had the highest contributions in the parish.  ;o)  -  Barbara

helmswondermom said...

Funny!
Lori

carolelainedodd said...

Oh very good.
Carolxx

ukgal36 said...

Hiya Pam! Can you stand another reader?? i come to you via Lori..just wanted to say hi..
Lyn

chevyz71gurl74 said...

I got that email ...hilarious!

Hugs
Terri

jmoqueen said...

LOL that's good :o)

Jenny