Sunday, 23 December 2007

Merry Christmas

Merry christmas & Happy New Year

Well. that's the last of the shopping almost done! lol. I have tomorrow after work to grab anything that I have missed, I bought Double Cream in my food shopping, so I must remember Brandy Snaps! It's one of my favourite christmas goodies, The other is Chocolate Liqueurs, mmmm. I don't buy them for myself though! I spend weeks letting the household know that's what I want!. Oh and I have asked for a teapot aswell this year! Pushing the boat out a bit there I think! lol. Time to love you and leave you now.    

I Hope You all have a wonderful time. Lots of Love and Kisses, Pam xxx

A Wee Something To Make You Smile!

Subject: Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk


 
a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon

Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk...

a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate

Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...

a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more booze for me.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) No kebab for me, thank you.
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.

4 comments:

wwfbison said...

This is quite funny!  Wishing you a Merry Christmas!!!
Lisa
http://journals.aol.com/wwfbison/life-on-a-bison-farm

shauntanner said...

Hi Pam ... have a great one ... when myself , lightening boy and rocky have had one too many babychams we use a tested method of analysis of our saturation .... we simply say marmalade ... This is simply a screening device as failure to say marmalade leads to a stringent test ,,,,, Saying jam !! If you can not say Jam it is time for kebab and home ...

regards
Shaun
http://journals.aol.co.uk/shauntanner/Tenthirteengoesforth/

jmoqueen said...

Happy xmas to you and your family Pam xx (a bit late sorry)

Jenny

http://journals.aol.co.uk/Jmoqueen/MyLife

carolelainedodd said...

Some of those are hard to say when you're not drunk!!!!:)
Hope you had a lovely day.
Carolxx
http://journals.aol.co.uk/carolelainedodd/a-quiet-life......i-wish/